"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
chicken nuggets are so important
i’m just gonna go ahead and say it… 101 dalmatians is far too many dalmatians
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!
'One day it just gets better. There’s no explanation or reason why . You just wake up and you’re not angry anymore.'
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me